1. (Source: screeech, via geeses)

     
  2. misfit-pirate-ship:

    carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

    me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

    escapes

    (Source: imwithkanye, via humoristics)

     
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  5. majortvjunkie:

    why he lick me

    (Source: noisnotme, via humoristics)

     

  6. If My Dog Could Talk

    1. Dog: WAT DOING
    2. Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
    3. Dog: WHERE GO
    4. Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
    5. Dog: CAN I COME
    6. Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
    7. Dog: I COME TOO
    8. Dog: WAT DOING
    9. Me: I need to open this door.
    10. Dog: I HALP
    11. Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
    12. Dog: I HALP
    13. Me: Sigh.
    14. Dog: WHERE GOING
    15. Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
    16. Dog: CAN I COME
    17. Me: Sure.
    18. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    19. Me: No please don't you are-
    20. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    21. Me: No there's no room and-
    22. Dog: LAP
    23. Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
    24. Dog: RIGHT HERE
    25. Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
    26. Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
    27. Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
    28. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    29. Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
    30. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    31. Me: I AM
    32. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    33. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
    34. Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
    35. Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
    36. Me: .......
     
  7. (Source: platinumized, via kittycatcara)

     
  8. (Source: oill-spill, via kittycatcara)

     
  9. nebularva:

    there it is

    (via kittenetta)

     
  10. (Source: blvckvanilla, via humoristics)

     
  11. flying-blades:

    benzino in this game?

    (Source: thevomitingbuddha)

     
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  14. Scratchy claws

     

  15. tropidurus:

    mnrva:

    reblog this post with the oldest meme you can think of

    image

    (via asmirkingharlequin)